Beef Trifle

Beef Trifle, a tasty little treat. From one of the greatest shows of all-time, Friends, Beef Trifle is the result of a Rachel cooking disaster. When two pages of the cookbook stuck together, the dish combined beef, jam, and custard. Beef Trifle was the result.

No matter what your taste buds desire, beef trifle can deliver. And that is what my blog will attempt to do. A little bit of this and a little bit of that. This blog has no focus except for what has recently flown to the top of my mind.

Best case scenario of this blog? Fans flock to the site...I hit my potential for being witty...somebody forwards this to Letterman and I land a job as a writer (where I'll subsequently go on strike)...millions of dollars results, and I get to reward all my friends who helped me in my ascension.

What will probably happen? I'll come out hot and heavy with a lot of posts. I will attract of loyal following of roughly five people, most with my same last name. As my work heats up, this blog will slow down and one day will fade away to nothingness.

Worst case scenario? I make fun of George Bush, and under the Patriot Act, I get thrown in a secret prison, tortured, "prosecuted", and instead of deported - sent to live somewhere terrible - like Atlanta.